So you think you've seen it all?
WHEN I SEE AN ELEPHANT FLY
(Dumbo Music by Oliver Wallace; Lyrics by Ned Washington )
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.
But I think I will have seen everything
when I see an elephant fly.
I seen a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that, I only heard
But just to be sociable I'll take your word
I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed till I thought I'd die
But I'd be done see'n about everything
when I see an elephant fly.
By the way - just between you and me - sometimes I get an eerie feeling that I am being judged . . . in Old Bailey, no less!
Note: Throughout this web site, there exist many more incarnations of my loyal companion and fabulous hound, Buddy.